The Maid’s Raise: Helen asked her boss’s wife for a raise, claiming she irons and cooks better, according to the husband. When Helen added she’s a better lover, the wife asked if her husband said that. Helen replied, “No, the gardener did.” The wife immediately agreed to the raise.
A man is shocked when a woman says he’s the father of one of her kids. Panicked, he recalls a past affair and confesses. The woman calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
A drunk husband sees six feet in bed and accuses his wife. She convinces him to recount from outside the bed. Seeing only four feet, he apologizes for miscounting.A burglar ties up a couple and refuses to untie them, explaining it ensures his escape. Despite the husband’s pleas, the burglar leaves, confident the neighbors will find them later.
